June 2012
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Signing into Facebook and not talking to anyone
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Just stare at peoples statuses like
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Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
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